- Instant double-takes
- Push in, pop out
- Gag gift of the year
Made for the clown of every friend group
Toe Charms for Clogs
$99.99
5 toes
Realistic rubber toes that push into the holes of your clogs. Walk in anywhere and watch every head turn to your feet.
- Push into any clog hole
- Realistic rubber toes
- Clean, hairy or mix
- Gag gift of the year
Order today, delivered in 7–14 business days · $0 shipping, on us
- 30-day returns
- Secure checkout
- Tracked delivery
Why people love them
Because nobody expects toes. They turn plain clogs into the funniest thing in the room, and they make the best photos of the night. Put them on before a wedding, a BBQ or a family dinner and you've got the story everyone tells for years.
Details & fit
- In a pack: 5 toe charms (take 2 packs for both clogs)
- Styles: Non-hairy, Hairy or Mix (hairy + non-hairy)
- Material: soft PVC rubber with a push-in plug
- Fits: the round holes on top of standard clogs
- Clogs: not included; add ours for $9.99 a pair
- Small parts: not for children under 3
Shipping & returns
$0 shipping, on us. Orders ship within 1–3 business days and arrive in 7–14 business days with tracking. For Christmas, order by December 3. Not funny enough? Send them back within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.
Ready in 30 seconds
From pack to punchline
- 1
Grab your clogs
Any classic clog with round holes on top, or add ours for $9.99 a pair.
- 2
Push the toes in
Press each toe's plug into a hole until it sits tight. Five per clog.
- 3
Walk into the room
Count how long it takes before someone screams "WHAT is on your feet?"
Up close
What you actually get
- Realistic rubber toeSkin tone, a real-looking nail and creases
- Push-in plugFits the round holes on top of standard clogs
- Clean or hairyPick non-hairy, hairy or a mix of both
- Sold in packs of 5Take 2 packs for both clogs
The gift
For the clown of your friend group
Every group has one: the friend who would wear these to a wedding, a job interview and a fishing trip. Give them ten extra toes for a birthday, Secret Santa or white elephant and watch them put them on before they say thank you.
Get one set for them and one for you with the 2-set bundle.
Three styles
Clean, hairy or a bit of both
Pick Non-hairy for the classic "wait, are those real?" look, Hairy for the full uncle-at-the-BBQ experience, or Mix for one of each in every pair. Same push-in fit, same laughs.
What's in the pack
- 5 toe charms per packTake 2 packs for both clogs
- Your styleNon-hairy, hairy or mix
- Push-in plugFor the round holes on top of standard clogs
- Clogs (optional)Black or white, EU 36-45 with US sizes, $9.99 a pair
Why toes
Better than another pair of funny socks
Socks are fine. Toes are a story people tell for years.
Good to know before you buy
- Toe packs don't include clogs. Add ours for $9.99 a pair, or use your own.
- Every charm is the same chunky toe shape (see the close-up photos), sold in packs of 5.
- Made for the round holes on top of standard clogs. Some off-brand clogs have smaller holes, and the toes may not hold there.
- Small parts: not for children under 3.
- They're a joke, not a shoe part: take them off before running, sports or hiking.
From feet that wear them
Brand new store. Reviews from our customers will appear here, word for word.
Questions, answered
Will they fit my clogs?
They're made for the round holes on top of standard clogs. If your clogs have the classic holes, they'll fit. Some off-brand clogs have smaller holes where the toes may not hold. Our clogs (the Add clogs option) fit for sure.
Are the clogs included?
Not with the toe packs: those go on the clogs you already have. Need clogs too? Tick Add clogs under the toe bundles and pick colour, size and how many pairs: $9.99 a pair.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Yes, if you order by December 3. Delivery takes 7–14 business days with tracking. The delivery window for an order placed today is shown next to the order button.
Hairy, non-hairy or mix?
Non-hairy is the classic "are those real?" look. Hairy is louder and funnier in person. Mix gives you one of each in every pair.
Do they fall out?
Push each plug all the way into the hole and they stay put for normal walking. Take them off before sports or running.
What if they're not funny enough?
Send them back within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. (They will be funny.)
30 days to try the joke
Wear them to dinner, the office or a wedding. If nobody laughs, send them back within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.
Don't be the one who gives socks again
Five toes, one gift, a whole room laughing. Order by December 3 for Christmas.
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